This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In July I stole vaysh11's purse (-30 points). In June on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I gave chiakidark a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I helped faithwood see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1024 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!