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Funny, If only I wasn't Jewish
Dec. 17th, 2009 10:27 am Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In July I stole ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} vaysh11's purse (-30 points). In June on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I gave chiakidark a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I helped faithwood see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1024 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
