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2009-12-17 10:27 am

Funny, If only I wasn't Jewish

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In July I stole [livejournal.com profile] vaysh11's purse (-30 points). In June on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I gave [livejournal.com profile] chiakidark a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I helped [livejournal.com profile] faithwood see the light (8 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1024 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
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